what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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