He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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