According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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