I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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