I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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