Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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