Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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