Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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