she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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