i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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