David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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