With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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