haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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