Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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