pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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