google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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