what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
