question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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