if i died would you start the facebook group?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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