wat bout pragnant strippers??
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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