I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
