love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
