i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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