my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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