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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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