My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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