my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
