I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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