Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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