i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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