Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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