Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I FOUND THE LEGS
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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