My brain says no but my pants say off.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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