I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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