Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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