We're like a lot better than the average bears
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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