Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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