I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fuck appropriateness.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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