THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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