Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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