Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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