Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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