She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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