Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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