Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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