Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Shame - the story of my life.
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