So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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