Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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