She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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