I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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