I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
be right there i have to get my cape
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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