when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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