her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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