so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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