hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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