Your face is a jimmy john
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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