yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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