yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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